Sunday, May 13, 2007

I'm not dead yet!*

Yay, miss ewe! How did you know I was so stressed for blog material? That was so nice of you to write something I could lift without feeling guilty!

Mark with bold the things you have knit (or are knitting), with italics the ones you plan to do sometime, and leave the rest. (UNLESS OF COURSE YOU USE A MAC WHICH BLOGGER HATES AND SO I HAVE TO WRITE YES NO OR SOMEDAY - GRRRR)

Afghan - Y
I-cord - N
Garter stitch - Y
Knitting with metal wire - N
Shawl - N
Stockinette stitch - Y
Socks: top-down - Y
Socks: toe-up - Y
Knitting with camel yarn - N
Mittens: Cuff-up - Y
Mittens: Tip-down - N
Hat - Y
Knitting with silk - N
Moebius band knitting - N (and I have to say, I don't get the whole moebius thing. I'm weird.)
Participating in a KAL - N
Sweater - Y
Drop stitch patterns - Y
Knitting with recycled/secondhand yarn - N
Slip stitch patterns - Y
Knitting with banana fiber yarn (wait, is this serious?) - N
Domino knitting (=modular knitting) - N
Twisted stitch patterns - Y
Knitting with bamboo yarn - Y
Two end knitting (I don't even know what this IS)
Charity knitting - Y
Knitting with soy yarn - N
Cardigan (zippy hoodie) - MAYBE
Toy/doll clothing - N
Knitting with circular needles - Y
Baby items - Y
Knitting with your own handspun yarn - N, and it will never happen, either!
Slippers - N
Graffiti knitting - N
Continental knitting - Y
Designing knitted garments - N
Cable stitch patterns (incl. Aran) - Y
Lace patterns - Y
Publishing a knitting book - HA HA
Scarf - Y
Teaching a child to knit - Y
American/English knitting - Y
Knitting to make money - N
Buttonholes - Y
Knitting with alpaca - Y
Fair Isle knitting - NOT YET
Norwegian knitting - N (drool)
Dying with plant colors - N
Knitting items for a wedding - N
Household items (dishcloths, washcloths, tea cosies…) - Y
Knitting socks (or other small tubular items) on one or two circulars - Y
Knitting with someone else’s handspun yarn - Y
Knitting with dpns - Y
Holiday related knitting - Y
Teaching a male how to knit - N
Bobbles - EW!
Knitting for a living - Again, drool
Knitting with cotton - Y
Knitting smocking - N
Dying yarn - N
Steeks - N (whimper)
Knitting art - N
Knitting two socks on two circulars simultaneously - No, but now my brain hurts
Fulling/felting - N
Knitting with wool - Y
Textured knitting - Y
Kitchener stitch - Y
Purses/bags - N
Knitting with beads - N
Swatching - Y
Long Tail CO - Y
Entrelac - N
Knitting and purling backwards - maybe unintentionally!
Machine knitting - N
Knitting with self patterning/self striping/variegated yarn - Y
Stuffed toys - N
Baby items - Y
Knitting with cashmere - N
Darning - Y
Jewelry - N
Knitting with synthetic yarn - Y
Writing a pattern - N
Gloves - N
Intarsia - N
Knitting with linen - N
Knitting for preemies - N
Tubular CO - N
Freeform knitting - N
Short rows - Y
Cuffs/fingerless mits/armwarmers - Y
Pillows - Y
Knitting a pattern from an online knitting magazine - Y
Rug - N
Knitting on a loom - N
Thrummed knitting - N
Knitting a gift - Y
Knitting for pets - N
Shrug/bolero/poncho - Y
Knitting with dog/cat hair - N
Hair accessories - N
Knitting in public - Y!!!!!

*Monty Python, I love you.